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Oct 19, 2014 / 85,611 notes

littles-p-a-r-r-o-w:

beardhairdontcare:

Sigh

Ugh. My heart.

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jamieaiken919:

it wet
Oct 19, 2014 / 370,524 notes
Oct 18, 2014 / 95,586 notes

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

(via hotboyproblems)

Oct 15, 2014 / 234,556 notes

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via astudyinfezzes)

Oct 15, 2014 / 488,884 notes

suckmygenitals:

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

image

why am i laughing so hard at this

i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time

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slutsneverdie:

babydollmegs:

underplay:

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

This is so cute, I can’t

:( this makes me want to cry

this is how a good partner in a relationship should react to petty fights.. can’t tell you how many times my asshole ex just let me go to bed devastated and didn’t even care
Oct 15, 2014 / 506,168 notes

slutsneverdie:

babydollmegs:

underplay:

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

This is so cute, I can’t

:( this makes me want to cry

this is how a good partner in a relationship should react to petty fights.. can’t tell you how many times my asshole ex just let me go to bed devastated and didn’t even care

(via arma-ni)

Oct 15, 2014 / 174,100 notes

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

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Oct 15, 2014 / 14,212 notes

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Oct 15, 2014 / 667 notes

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Oct 15, 2014 / 16,032 notes

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guilty-bodies:

a-boy-with-a-guitar:

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

Why do you all assume guys are pro rape?

oh my fucking god shut up. She never said y’all are pro rape, but have you ever been to a high school or middle school? Boys are making rape jokes whenever they can and they think it’s hilarious but whenever a girl says she’s on her period y’all get uncomfortable. We understand that all men aren’t this way but she is talking about the ones who are. Chill.
Oct 14, 2014 / 126,653 notes

guilty-bodies:

a-boy-with-a-guitar:

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

Why do you all assume guys are pro rape?

oh my fucking god shut up. She never said y’all are pro rape, but have you ever been to a high school or middle school? Boys are making rape jokes whenever they can and they think it’s hilarious but whenever a girl says she’s on her period y’all get uncomfortable. We understand that all men aren’t this way but she is talking about the ones who are. Chill.

(via virginitythieff)

1. April 14th you stopped smiling back at me. I knew then that this was going to hurt.

2. I used to have hour long conversations with you. They slowly turned into 10 minute ones— you saying you were too busy to talk. And I was so foolish because I believed you. This went on for months until you stopped answering all together.

3. She was all you talked about. How beautiful her smile was. How perfect she was. This lovely girl who smoked her sadness away. You always hated cigarettes. I didn’t understand.

4. I laid in my room for days waiting. Hoping you’d notice my silence. After 9 days I figured you didn’t give a shit about me. I wrote poetry about you until my fingers bled.

5. I was going crazy all because you didn’t love me back. I was going to let you destroy me, and you were aware of all of this. To this day, I still don’t forgive you for leaving me like that. Like I’m meaningless trash.

6. There was a storm coming, a blizzard. I called you 5 times to make sure you were safe, by the 6th voicemail I was crying and told you to fuck yourself. The 7th I said I was sorry.

7. You teased me for your entertainment. Little by little you left holes in my heart until it was completely empty. I’m still trying to regain my strength.

8. I couldn’t let you kill me. And that’s where this was headed.

8 reasons why I had to leave. (Fuck you)

(via forever-in-papertowns)

Oct 13, 2014 / 3,799 notes
thefictionthief:

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

Make this a movie
Oct 13, 2014 / 89,524 notes

thefictionthief:

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

Make this a movie

(via metal-headz-unite)

Oct 13, 2014 / 598,224 notes

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(via balconyscene)

Oct 12, 2014 / 88,723 notes

sexgodsnarry:

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEN THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

(via thesirenssing)